whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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