That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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