Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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