gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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