Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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