belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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