Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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