I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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