They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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