it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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