I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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