ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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