He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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