It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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