I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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