I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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