We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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