He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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