Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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