i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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