What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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