Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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