no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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