My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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