i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
