he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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