Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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