it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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