ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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