toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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