my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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