There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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