I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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