TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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