last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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