NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
thus making me awesome and them whores
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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