Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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