This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the day after is always just damage control
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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