This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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