your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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