Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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