I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
