cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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