No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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