its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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