But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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