at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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