You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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