so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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