If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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