My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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