Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I forgot how hot balto sounded
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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