His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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